Mature Commercials

Extenze Talk Show Infomercial Part 2

2010-05-13T00:35:00.000-07:00

Bridgetta and the guy on the couch hosting the talk show continue their crusade to enhance that special part of every guys body. Now they are talking groups of women about the importance of size before taking to the streets again.

Extenze Talk Show Infomercial Part 1

2010-04-24T20:51:00.000-07:00

Sex Talk show host Frank interviews the lovely Brigetta about a pill that increases the size of mans penis as well as his pleasure and his partners pleasure. Brigetta loves the idea since all of her men are not big enough and her girlfriends are having the same problem. Sex with them is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway and its not because these whores are loose sluts.

She then goes out interviewing people on the street about sex, penis size, and performance. Surprisingly most of the people she interviews are already on Extenze and love using it. The foreign guys are really stoked Borat style with this "very nice" product. This is part 1 of a half hour laugh riot of male enhancement.

Senator Bob Dole - Viagra Ad and Pepsi Commercial

2010-04-09T18:48:00.001-07:00

Bob Dole will always be remembered as a crusader in the fight against erectile dysfunction for becoming the first admitted Viagra user in the United States Senate before going on to become an official Viagra Spokesman. Senator Dole delivered a message to men everywhere to find a "little courage to ask your doctor about Viagra" because "everything worthwhile usually does" take a little courage. Former Second Lieutenant Robert Joseph Dole of the United States Army's 10th Mountain Division was no stranger to living with a limp limb after having lost the use of his right arm on April 14, 1945 when a Nazi shot him in the back during the Battle of Bologna. Bob Dole nearly died, but fortunately Bob Dole is a fighter and after three years at Percy Jones Army Hospital he went into politics with two Purple Hearts and his first big "V", a Bronze Star for Valor that he would carry from the Kansas House of Representative all the way to the United States Senate and nearly to the White House before losing the use of the limb that drives most men to politics. A lesser man would have let his paralyzed penis keep him down, but not Bob Dole. Bob Dole found an answer and like a true patriot he wanted to help others keep it up.

Bob Dole Falling

The popularity of Senator Dole's erectile dysfunction set the stage for one of the greatest commercials of all time. An event that would be his most memorable television moment if it were not for the accident he suffered on the September 19, 1996. A date that will live in infamy for Bob Dole as the time he fell through a fence, off a stage, and into a crowd that parted like the Red Sea making it easy for the 73 year old Republican candidate to hit the dirt in Chico, California. Fortunately like all true American heroes Bob Dole would not let himself lie limp on the ground, Bob Dole got back on his feet, and in less than 30 minutes there he stood, fully erect giving a thumbs up to the audience.

Bob Dole lost the 1996 presidential election to Bill Clinton who according to sources close to Hillary Rodham Clinton at the time was believed to be suffering from erectile dysfunction until his 1998 Oval Office affair with Monica Lewinsky became public. Bob Dole stayed out of the public eye for the most part until he resurfaced in 2001 to give America one of the best commercials in the history of penile health product promotion. It started off with the former Senate Majority Leader narrating a video of himself at the beach playing fetch with his dog in the surf while telling us about a product that put real joy back in his life, made him feel youthful, vigorous, and vital again. This miracle product called so affectionately "my faithful little blue friend" being a can of ice cold Pepsi Cola.

Bob Dole Pepsi Commercial

Canadian Erectile Dysfunction Centre Commercial

2010-04-08T18:42:00.000-07:00

This Viagra like commercial produced by the Canadian Erectile Dysfunction Centre" features an bored middle aged couple washing dishes before some romantic music by Barry White kicks in as they start flirting and dancing. Eventually their teenage daughter walks is, says "eww", and walks away. The parents are not phased by their daughters antics as their dancing continues and possibly followed by an attempt to cure their daughter of only child syndrome.

1-900 Adult 1980's Phone Sex Ads

2010-04-06T00:51:00.000-07:00

The bad acting and sales pitches combine with hot women and bad hair for classic over priced phone sex ads from the late 1980s. Most notable besides the clothes and the hair are the outrageously high prices largely due to the fact that the internet did not exist yet for lonely men.

Trojan Invisible Touch Commercial

2010-04-06T00:38:00.000-07:00

A hilarious ad for a new Trojan product that is a compact dildo called the Invisible Touch Fingertip Vibrator. The commercial features a collection of young women raving about it as well as an elderly granny.

Girls Gone Wild Local Booty Shakin Contest

2010-04-06T00:35:00.000-07:00

A local club advertisement featuring a lot big booty hoes shaking their asses as a promo for a Girls Gone Wild event at a hip hop dance club.

Viagra Hot Girl and Sugar Daddy Commercial

2010-04-05T23:03:00.000-07:00

This ad for the erectile dysfunction pill Viagra features an attractive young brunette waking up in bed after a night of sex with a man twice her age. At first you think she will be horrified, but thanks to Viagra she was not there due to hard liquor and roofies.

Trojan Condoms Pig Bar Commercial

2010-04-05T22:09:00.000-07:00

In this commercial that was banned by some of the major networks for unknown reasons a woman in a bar sees nothing but pigs until one of the goes into the bathroom and buys a condom. This makes him more interesting to the woman at the bar on his way back.

Trojan Condoms Fiance Loyalty Test

2010-04-05T21:39:00.000-07:00

When the groom to be gets an offer of sex from his fiance's sister on his wedding day he rushes to his car for some protection only the be greeted by his father in law and other members of his future family who think he left to avoid cheating when in fact he just wanted a rubber.

Jimmy Johnson Extenze Commercial

2010-04-03T21:04:00.000-07:00

Announcer and Former Dallas Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson endorses the Extenze male enhancement pills designed to make a man's penis larger regardless of age. Jimmy always wants what is best for everything and you can too if you "go long with Extenze" like he does simply by going to the main Extenze website for a free weeks supply that only costs a postage stamp making it not free at all, but still very cheap.

Kim Kardashian Carls Jr Chicken Salad

2010-04-03T03:39:00.000-07:00

Kim Kardashian lying in bed eating a Carls Jr Cranberry Walnut Chicken Salad with her fingers telling us how everything "has to be clean, crisp, and tasty" before getting naked and taking her salad to the bathroom for a nude bathtub scene. When covered with suds it becomes obvious to anyone who has seen the Paris Hilton car was commercial that Kim Kardashian would be a much better choice for washing any vehicle while Paris Hilton definitely belongs in a bathtub as much as possible.

Paris Hilton Un-Cut Carls Jr. Car Wash Commercial

2010-04-03T03:09:00.000-07:00

Reality porn star celebutaunte actress and model Paris Hilton works up an appetite washing a car with herself before shocking the world by eating food. Not just any food, but a fat filled Carl's Jr Spicy BBQ Burger. Although supposedly the un-cut version of the video it does not contain the rumored, unconfirmed, and almost 100% probable post shoot weight gain prevention purge.

Passion.com - Everywhere We Meet For Hours

2010-04-02T18:38:00.000-07:00

Conservative ginger chick on the left talks about meeting the man in the middle at a coffee shop before they talked "for hours" he adds with a tone of boredom and disgust. Then attractive Asian girl on the right tells how they met at a coffee shop, in the park, in the back seat of his car, in the ladies room at the theater, on kitchen table, standing up, and tied down before he add with enthusiasm "for hours".

Passion.com Conservative Convinced to Convert

2010-04-02T18:21:00.000-07:00

In this commercial the up tight conservative eHarmony good girl gets convinced to embrace her sensual self capacity and broaden her horizons by stepping over to a more open minded and sexually positive place. The place being an instant shirt and pants to lingerie converter that makes her feel "purr".

Passion.com Sex Academy

2010-04-02T17:13:00.000-07:00

A conservative woman brags about her so called experts and how great they are at matching people with their compatibility quizzes along with Dr. Phil software packages. The attractive woman counters he argument with the Passions.com Sex Academy designed to teach you about something Dr. Phil knows nothing about, "mind blowing orgasms".

Passion.com - Miserable eHarmony Couple

2010-04-02T16:27:00.000-07:00

This Passion.com ad shows an uptight miserable couple the met on "eHarmonious" visibly trying to pass off a lie about being satisfied with their sex life. Then the porno music kicks in and the attractive couple starts bragging about all the fun they have with their friend network, video sharing, and chat rooms. The video concludes with the conservative woman ranting about her man not having a cool accent.

Passion.com E Harmonious Commercial

2010-04-02T15:17:00.000-07:00

Passion.com is a scaled down version of Adult Friend Finder who in this commercial pokes fun at E-Harmony with a frigid looking woman talking about writing romantic poems to woo their sweethearts. The hot woman on the left points out that Passion.com is better with very romantic videos including one with a woman smoking a cigar in bed, but not with her mouth.