Thursday, May 13, 2010

Extenze Talk Show Infomercial Part 2

Bridgetta and the guy on the couch hosting the talk show continue their crusade to enhance that special part of every guys body. Now they are talking groups of women about the importance of size before taking to the streets again.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Extenze Talk Show Infomercial Part 1

Sex Talk show host Frank interviews the lovely Brigetta about a pill that increases the size of mans penis as well as his pleasure and his partners pleasure. Brigetta loves the idea since all of her men are not big enough and her girlfriends are having the same problem. Sex with them is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway and its not because these whores are loose sluts.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Senator Bob Dole - Viagra Ad and Pepsi Commercial

Bob Dole will always be remembered as a crusader in the fight against erectile dysfunction for becoming the first admitted Viagra user in the United States Senate before going on to become an official Viagra Spokesman. Senator Dole delivered a message to men everywhere to find a "little courage to ask your doctor about Viagra" because "everything worthwhile usually does" take a little courage. Former Second Lieutenant Robert Joseph Dole of the United States Army's 10th Mountain Division was no stranger to living with a limp limb after having lost the use of his right arm on April 14, 1945 when a Nazi shot him in the back during the Battle of Bologna. Bob Dole nearly died, but fortunately Bob Dole is a fighter and after three years at Percy Jones Army Hospital he went into politics with two Purple Hearts and his first big "V", a Bronze Star for Valor that he would carry from the Kansas House of Representative all the way to the United States Senate and nearly to the White House before losing the use of the limb that drives most men to politics. A lesser man would have let his paralyzed penis keep him down, but not Bob Dole. Bob Dole found an answer and like a true patriot he wanted to help others keep it up.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Canadian Erectile Dysfunction Centre Commercial

This Viagra like commercial produced by the Canadian Erectile Dysfunction Centre" features an bored middle aged couple washing dishes before some romantic music by Barry White kicks in as they start flirting and dancing. Eventually their teenage daughter walks is, says "eww", and walks away. The parents are not phased by their daughters antics as their dancing continues and possibly followed by an attempt to cure their daughter of only child syndrome.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

1-900 Adult 1980's Phone Sex Ads

The bad acting and sales pitches combine with hot women and bad hair for classic over priced phone sex ads from the late 1980s. Most notable besides the clothes and the hair are the outrageously high prices largely due to the fact that the internet did not exist yet for lonely men.

Trojan Invisible Touch Commercial

A hilarious ad for a new Trojan product that is a compact dildo called the Invisible Touch Fingertip Vibrator. The commercial features a collection of young women raving about it as well as an elderly granny.

Girls Gone Wild Local Booty Shakin Contest

A local club advertisement featuring a lot big booty hoes shaking their asses as a promo for a Girls Gone Wild event at a hip hop dance club.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Viagra Hot Girl and Sugar Daddy Commercial

This ad for the erectile dysfunction pill Viagra features an attractive young brunette waking up in bed after a night of sex with a man twice her age. At first you think she will be horrified, but thanks to Viagra she was not there due to hard liquor and roofies.


Trojan Condoms Pig Bar Commercial

In this commercial that was banned by some of the major networks for unknown reasons a woman in a bar sees nothing but pigs until one of the goes into the bathroom and buys a condom. This makes him more interesting to the woman at the bar on his way back.

Trojan Condoms Fiance Loyalty Test

When the groom to be gets an offer of sex from his fiance's sister on his wedding day he rushes to his car for some protection only the be greeted by his father in law and other members of his future family who think he left to avoid cheating when in fact he just wanted a rubber.